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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Nutsin 9:29 Thu Aug 19
Grooming
So I get my haircut about once a month, shave every couple of days. The usual stuff.

I buzz the hair on my chest and armpits to keep them trim and Shave my nads weekly.

No back hair thankfully!

Something about a smooth nutsack the Mr.s enjoys. They get way more attention when smooth, after all it is a 3 piece set.

How about you smelly cunts? How often do you groom?

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Hammer and Pickle 9:31 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Easily one of the best studies on the matter out there

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0674363361/?tag=geneexpressio-20

Nurse Ratched 9:33 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Lordy.

Kaiser Zoso 9:35 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
I thought this was going to be about kids.

⚒️ 9:55 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Popular in Blackburn.

stepney hammer 9:59 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
I'm getting the word....

Grumpster 10:13 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
I'm a man born in the 70's so fuck all that shit.

Shave every fortnight now that I'm permanently working from home and that's only because it gets annoying by then.

People who groom too much spend more time looking at themselves than they do birds.

Takashi Miike 10:16 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
"Something about a smooth nutsack the Mr.s enjoys"


far too much information, you effeminate cunt 😂

Mad Dog 10:20 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Haircut once every 4 weeks without fail ad it grows like lightning.

Shave once a week ish as I get fuck all facial hair. I'm 45 so I should start getting facial hair soon.

Don't have any chest hair either. But if I did I wouldn't shave it.

Cabbage Savage 10:20 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Barf 2x each week unteel Oktober to May then maybe 1x in 3 weeks.

BARF TIMES

goose 10:20 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
“ Something about a smooth nutsack the Mr.s enjoys”

That explains an awful lot.

What does the ‘S’ stand for?

twoleftfeet 10:23 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
New low for this site.

Too Much Too Young 10:23 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
What a load of bollocks.

Nurse Ratched 10:25 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Nutsin, my presh.

Are you absolutely sure your Mrs hasn't tricked you into shaving your cods and really her motive is to humiliate you?

Nutsin 10:36 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Nurse,
You can call it whatever you want. The attention is all I care about.

Sven Roeder 10:36 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Dont think the wife has been anywhere near the GONADS for ages.
But she is still going to be ropable when she finds out about what he has been up to with this Mr S.

arsene york-hunt 10:39 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Something about a smooth nutsack the Mr.s enjoys

What Mister enjoys your scroum?

zebthecat 10:50 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
I haven't had a haircut for 3 years - It is getting pretty long now so usually tie it up a bit (not a manbun)
The rest of my hair can do what it pleases.

Shave every 2 or 3 days. Did have a lockdown beard for a while but it looked ridiculous as it is completely Father Christmas white.

zebthecat 10:52 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Nutsin 9:29 Thu Aug 19

Almost a gold post there btw.
A peak into your mind and one I could done without.

Nutsin 11:00 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
Nurse,

You’re not one who likes a mouthful of sweaty, hairy, smelly, bollock are you?


Such a dirty girl!!!!

Not one I’d marry but I wish I knew you you when I was young.

Nurse Ratched 11:07 Thu Aug 19
Re: Grooming
You wouldn't have got far. Even as a young woman I knew enough to swerve beta males.

*smiles sweetly*

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